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i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

11 hours ago on July 24th | J | 320,750 notes

budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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11 hours ago on July 24th | J | 583,819 notes

bulbatsar:

*sitting at home on tumblr*

"Ugh I can’t study—I should go to the library.

*goes to the library and looks at tumblr on phone*

11 hours ago on July 24th | J | 38,863 notes
knightscrest:

It took me like a minute to get my own goddamn joke I am HILARIOUS

knightscrest:

It took me like a minute to get my own goddamn joke I am HILARIOUS

11 hours ago on July 24th | J | 194 notes
secretagentawkward:

this was either a great marketing ploy or a fabulous accident 

secretagentawkward:

this was either a great marketing ploy or a fabulous accident 

11 hours ago on July 24th | J | 155,451 notes
proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

11 hours ago on July 24th | J | 127,706 notes

spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 83,906 notes

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 235,601 notes

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 712,453 notes

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 908,222 notes

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 760,629 notes

nnilkshake:

life hack: make out with me

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 147,132 notes

snorlaxatives:

do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking love cereal

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 241,038 notes

kryptoni-te:

IF YOU KISS MY COLLARBONES OR MY NECK I AM YOURS

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 221,891 notes

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

23 hours ago on July 24th | J | 323,733 notes