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FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PERSONALITY

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 25,361 notes

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 124,618 notes

mackkattyvantas:

carryonmydearwaywardkilljoys:

(x)

Role model

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 24,269 notes

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 276,142 notes

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 538,883 notes

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 319,070 notes

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 657,167 notes

higheff:

meandmydick:

(x)

I JUST PEED OMGHOT

I wonder how many people have reblogged it without knowing the reference. I approve.
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2 days ago on April 19th | J | 118,451 notes

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 49,540 notes

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 263,259 notes

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 244,545 notes
2 days ago on April 19th | J | 277,229 notes

hvngers:

if you don’t like gay people you should really get off tumblr because tumblr is like 92% gay

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 2,209 notes
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boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

2 days ago on April 19th | J | 225,108 notes