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popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

23 minutes ago on July 29th | J | 337,794 notes
jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

jean-valkirstein:

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

don’t dead open inside

51 minutes ago on July 29th | J | 241,829 notes

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

53 minutes ago on July 29th | J | 897,173 notes

pasiphile:

frankysplait:

glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

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SUE

1 hour ago on July 29th | J | 81,944 notes
jonnovstheinternet:

[via]

jonnovstheinternet:

[via]

1 hour ago on July 29th | J | 10,398 notes
my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58
12 hours ago on July 29th | J | 447,769 notes

shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados 

she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)

12 hours ago on July 29th | J | 19,314 notes
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resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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12 hours ago on July 29th | J | 79,406 notes

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

12 hours ago on July 29th | J | 1,280,207 notes
yes

Anonymous

fantastic
are you free tomorrow around 8

12 hours ago on July 29th | J | 0 notes
I'll hold your hand

Anonymous

can we then run off through a field of tall grass into the sunset

13 hours ago on July 29th | J | 0 notes
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trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

13 hours ago on July 29th | J | 115,859 notes

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

13 hours ago on July 29th | J | 524,641 notes