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fredweasley:

anerifaerie:

Does anyone else find it kind of heartbreaking that the epilogue of Harry Potter takes place in 3 years? As of September 2016, we’ll have passed the entire timeline of Harry Potter…

2 hours ago on April 24th | J | 157,269 notes
mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon
2 hours ago on April 24th | J | 16,792 notes
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2 hours ago on April 24th | J | 415 notes

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PERSONALITY

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 26,448 notes

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 135,078 notes

mackkattyvantas:

carryonmydearwaywardkilljoys:

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Role model

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 24,871 notes

gay8:

gay8:

gay8:

my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.

i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed

this post is one of my best by a landslide

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 291,407 notes

emptyparkinglot2am:

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 545,998 notes

dieceased:

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 319,371 notes

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 693,769 notes

higheff:

meandmydick:

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I JUST PEED OMGHOT

I wonder how many people have reblogged it without knowing the reference. I approve.
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5 days ago on April 19th | J | 120,808 notes

snorlaxatives:

shufflesavwidit:

snorlaxatives:

cigarettes are soooo nasty

LOL, howabout no

you put up a compelling argument

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 55,082 notes

caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 265,161 notes

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

5 days ago on April 19th | J | 265,731 notes
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